Monday, October 19, 2015

The Sand, A sad excuse for a Blood Beach remake.



Lets just start of with saying if your a fan of the 80's classic Blood Beach don't waste your time here.
The Sand was filmed in One location...Yes on a beach But only about 25 yards of the same beach.
I think the directors were going for an Adam Green Frozen type of film. The Sand Starts off with a Night scene of a huge beach party. We cut to Morning where there is two people in a life guard station & a car parked in front of it with 4 people inside & about 10 feet away from that is a Big Black dude stuffed in a Trash can with a penis drawn on his face who is to big to get out. The point of the film is for someone to figure out who to get help without being eaten by the sand. Everyone from the night before is gone. Here we go (Spoiler Alert) One guy from the car tries first and is eaten, a girl out on a table topless also eaten, Then we got an hour of yelling back & fourth "What are we gonna do "What are we gonna do". Finally a guy takes two surf boards and fails miserably trying to walk across the boards. Later a Beach Patrol shows up & guess what he is eaten by the sand.
Finally the last two survivors Make it to the Beach patrol truck, throw gas on the beach and burn it, the end. P.S. I forgot the creature makes its way to the water & is heading to a populated beach oh no please dont make another one. Gore was good for cgi but the movie is not that good. I don't know if they were trying to pay homage to Blood beach or were hoping people forgot about that film. This film explains nothing as to where this monster came from It basically just hatched one night on the beach? Don't waste your time with this one.

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