Sunday, October 25, 2015

OLD 37 Is Nothing New

I won't say this is a bad film by any means but it's not something I would wanna watch twice. Unless your a huge fan of Kane Hodder killing kids this movie really isn't all that great or original. It starts off with a girl laying in the road injured when a paramedic of course shows up and kills her, while all this is going on there are 2 boys watching from the ambulance. It turns out these two boys are from an abusive family & grow up to be our main killers like father like son Bill Moseley & Kane Hodder. They are not actually paramedics they actually run a junk yard intercept 911 calls & live like complete white  trash that we are all to familiar with from films like House of a thousand corpses and The Texas Chainsaw massacre. Mosley the older brother started torturing his younger brother Hodder as a kid in a like father like son fashion which is why Hodder wears the mask to cover his messed up face. We FWD to present day & while drag racing an old lady checks her mail it blows out of her hand in a gust of wind causing her to go in the road and retrieve it & all of a sudden...Splat the woman is creamed by a car drag racing & the kids in fear they will go to jail just decide to leave her there. It turns out this in fact is Moseley & Hodder's Mother which I saw coming from a mile away so they seek revenge on the teenagers. It's really not that gory or exciting but it is entertaining for one watch, If it didn't have these horror icons in it I don't think it would have anything redeemable about it at all except it had a fairly decent budget, This would of been better as a pretend trailer or even a short film, it just dragged on & was very predictable. But not a terrible film by any means, Old 37 also has a surprise appearance from Lloyd Kaufman . In closing if your a Huge Kane Hodder fan Check it out if not I wouldn't waste my time.

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